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Names Mobley, single, straight, usually trying to find new things to do , I plan on becoming a male stripper when i grow up, but mostly a chef if ya feel like talking or askin me stuff dont hesitate

curiosity-stole-my-childhood:

benditlikebecm:

this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life
wow

YES. ON FUCKING POINT.

curiosity-stole-my-childhood:

benditlikebecm:

this is probably the greatest thing i’ve ever seen in my entire life

wow

YES. ON FUCKING POINT.

z3kro:

“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”

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“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”

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brotips:

The new Daft Punk is top notch.
-Sketch
Posters

brotips:

The new Daft Punk is top notch.

-Sketch

Posters

yepperoni:

are you a trap card because i’ve fallen for you image

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

collegehumor:

8 Beer Innovations We’d Actually Use

Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed “improvements” to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don’t exactly scream “CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THEREST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE.” As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.

duokrow:

Tentasect and his evil brother Paracruel
The Jellyfish Mushroom Pokemon
*for Zaxis on the forum! Could not resist to do both.

duokrow:

Tentasect and his evil brother Paracruel

The Jellyfish Mushroom Pokemon

*for Zaxis on the forum! Could not resist to do both.

neverlefthoenn:

magnezone:

grodus:

pontiffnoreturn:

craigslistdad:

peachywonder:

GUYS, IT’S HAPPENING

I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

FINALLY

THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE OTHER RUMORS OH MY DEAR LORD

guuuuuuuuuuuuuys come on 

this is pretty fucking badass

neverlefthoenn:

magnezone:

grodus:

pontiffnoreturn:

craigslistdad:

peachywonder:

GUYS, IT’S HAPPENING

I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

FINALLY

THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE OTHER RUMORS OH MY DEAR LORD

guuuuuuuuuuuuuys come on 

this is pretty fucking badass

neverlefthoenn:

nabulos:

greenmariosmansion:

alakazams really are so smart

look at this guy

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he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this

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#well he is a psychic

he doesn’t learn future sight for nothing

dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

enjolras-is-captain-sassy:

corackadile:

why dont you

why do not you

FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING